Sex and Sandwiches

I think I'm updating way too often, but it'll slow down once school starts, or once I get a life.

This is a bit old, but if you haven't seen it, you should; or else your life just isn't worth it. I think it's somewhat appropriate, since it's Easter and the flash video includes bunnies. The song is called "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" by TISM (This is Serious Mum).

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

Or, for those of you who do not have Flash (The quality is much better on the Flash version):



Pathetically enough, I can relate with that bunny all too well. So if anyone's interested--more specifically, if any hot girl with low self-esteem and a fondness for making men hot sandwiches--call me, I'm desperate (Interesting/Useless fact: reading that last sentence without the bolded words still makes sense).



Speaking of women making sandwiches, this is misogyny at its worst--or best, if you're into that stuff (It's so wrong, but when I first read the article title, I cracked up):

http://www.forbes.com/technology/feeds/ap/2006/04/14/ap2670784.html

Pa. Man Kills Girlfriend Over Sandwiches
04.14.2006, 06:08 AM

A man threw a microwave at his girlfriend, then fatally beat her after she refused to heat up sandwiches, police said.

Walter S. Fordyce, 58, of Uniontown, remained jailed without bond Thursday on a charge of criminal homicide. It wasn't clear if he had an attorney.

Fordyce told police he began arguing with his live-in girlfriend, Mary McCann, 58, early Thursday.

After throwing her to the floor, Fordyce threw a microwave oven onto McCann's chest after she refused to heat up sandwiches for him, he told police. Fordyce also said he stomped on McCann's chest repeatedly then banged her head on the floor until she lost consciousness - but that he also said he didn't mean to kill her, police said.

"It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose," police quoted Fordyce as saying.

Fordyce ran to a neighbor's house for help, but couldn't find anyone there to call 911, police said. After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse - and finding none - he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said.

Autopsy results were not immediately available.



For those of you who are too lazy to read that very, very short article, my favorite part is where the guy says, "It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose". Oh yeah, I'm sure he was just kidding around when he "threw a microwave oven onto [her] chest" and "stomped on [her] chest repeatedly then banged her head on the floor until she lost consciousness". Real. Fucking. Funny.
The IB forces less bullshit out of people than this guy spits out.

Wait, that's not all. Not only did he have the sheer moxie to beat a girl to death over a sandwich, but he "drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911" after the first house he went to was empty. Gee, I guess all that walking around for help all the way to the house next door really gets you thirsty.

I seriously hope this guy never gets pussy again. In fact, this guy deserves a big fat dick up his ass when he goes to prison. Then he'll be the one heating up sandwiches--or should I say, MANWICHES?

Okay, that was bad.




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