Thursday, May 04, 2006
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Title and URL change
I changed the URL because it was too annoying to type and the title has been altered to suit this new URL.
qrntn. Quarantine. Get it? Heh, I'm so clever.
>_>
qrntn. Quarantine. Get it? Heh, I'm so clever.
>_>
There is no greater reason to fear for humanity...
...than this.
cpixel.com is apparently a networking site, not unlike MySpace.com, that exists primarily for the use of the "gangsta" community.
They are beyond such simplistically mindless rating systems such as an unadorned scale of 1 to 10. No, they strive to be far more original in their endeavors than their peers. Here are the ratings as they are:
1. Hater Rate
Well, at least this is the only one where they don't go completely fucking nuts on the random capitalization.
2. NeeD 2 Be DRunk to See U
I think this goes for everyone on that site.
3. BuSTeD aSS FaCE
BuSTeD aSS SiTE.
4. You a BuTTaFace!
Do note that "Butterface" stricly refers to females with a nice body, but with an unattractive face, as in "Nice body... but her face". However, cpixel.com, in their infinite wisdom, refuses to make this distinction.
5. JuST AveRaGE iiTE
It's not the JuST AverRaGE part that pisses me off so much as the insertion of iiTE. Anyone who uses that word in their daily lives needs to be flayed alive.
6. Somewhat CuTE
Did they just run out of shit to pull out of their asses? Somewhat CuTE? That doesn't sound so goddamn "gangsta" to me.
7. CrackaLakiN
What the FUCK does this even mean? I guess they were trying to make up for Somewhat CuTE.
8. So BaNGiN'
I need my hunting knife.
9. ThroWED BReeZY
I think CrackLakiN made more sense than this one.
10. DiME Material
Throw this in with ThroWED BReeZY and CrackaLakiN and we have the unholy trinity.
Also, check out some of the profiles. You'll agree with me (after you wipe the blood from your eyes) that these people are in dire need of help.
If this site was a joke or a parody of some sort, it would be pure brilliance. Alas, there seems to be no indications that it is so.
cpixel.com is apparently a networking site, not unlike MySpace.com, that exists primarily for the use of the "gangsta" community.
They are beyond such simplistically mindless rating systems such as an unadorned scale of 1 to 10. No, they strive to be far more original in their endeavors than their peers. Here are the ratings as they are:
1. Hater Rate
Well, at least this is the only one where they don't go completely fucking nuts on the random capitalization.
2. NeeD 2 Be DRunk to See U
I think this goes for everyone on that site.
3. BuSTeD aSS FaCE
BuSTeD aSS SiTE.
4. You a BuTTaFace!
Do note that "Butterface" stricly refers to females with a nice body, but with an unattractive face, as in "Nice body... but her face". However, cpixel.com, in their infinite wisdom, refuses to make this distinction.
5. JuST AveRaGE iiTE
It's not the JuST AverRaGE part that pisses me off so much as the insertion of iiTE. Anyone who uses that word in their daily lives needs to be flayed alive.
6. Somewhat CuTE
Did they just run out of shit to pull out of their asses? Somewhat CuTE? That doesn't sound so goddamn "gangsta" to me.
7. CrackaLakiN
What the FUCK does this even mean? I guess they were trying to make up for Somewhat CuTE.
8. So BaNGiN'
I need my hunting knife.
9. ThroWED BReeZY
I think CrackLakiN made more sense than this one.
10. DiME Material
Throw this in with ThroWED BReeZY and CrackaLakiN and we have the unholy trinity.
Also, check out some of the profiles. You'll agree with me (after you wipe the blood from your eyes) that these people are in dire need of help.
If this site was a joke or a parody of some sort, it would be pure brilliance. Alas, there seems to be no indications that it is so.
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