Fall Out Boy

This banner has been popping about lately, and I just couldn't help but notice how weird these guys look.

The first guy on the left with the glasses looks like he came out of an emo catalogue, and the second guy looks like a Good Charlotte reject with a bit of a..."flair". Well, maybe that's not the best word to describe him, since flair is "distinctiveness" with a positive connotation. No, that guy is just "distinct". Look at that guy, he has that "come hither so I can bite your cock" kind of look. Unless cock-biting becomes acceptable macho behavior, he really needs to stop using so much fucking eyeliner. I don't have anything against gay people, but seriously, I think he's probably the gayest guy I've ever seen, and that's counting the guys on "Queer Eye"--and those guys are pretty freakin' gay.

The third guy--well, he just looks... odd. He looks like a girl crossdressing to look like a soldier, sort of like a white, hillbilly version of Mulan. Again, I can't help but get a bit of a "gay" vibe from that guy. It wouldn't be much of a problem if they were very obviously a gay band, but they look like they're trying to be tough and macho. Like the second guy, whose threatening leer, as mentioned before, fails miserably (unless you're a gay man with a cock-biting fetish).

I do repect the last guy a bit though; he just looks like a regular guy. He has a look on his face that says, "What the fuck am I doing here?". There's also a sadness about him, as though if he is on the verge of breaking into tears, confessing how the other three band memebers sneak into his room every night to take turns giving him a Cleveland Steamer, threatening to skullfuck him with a steak knife if he doesn't comply. But the fact that he isn't trying to escape from the group does disappoint me. On the other hand, maybe he's just given up--worse yet, maybe the second guy bit off his cock, and now has nothing to live for.